An Apple a day is not a good thing.

  Last week Beth’s Brother quit his part time job at Apple, and in an ancient sacrificial-esque ceremony he decided to consume the very thing that represents his ex employer. His Iphone After trying to chew his way through his 3GS, he gave it up as a bad job and popped down to The Allotment to pick up some very tasty Russet Apples. […]